Press release: Colour X-rays!
by e_e_evans PhD student
A new advancement in the field of x-ray microtomography created by the combining of photogrammatry and traditional computer aided tomography has been heralded today as the next breakthrough in X-ray science.
The work was performed by the Joint Operation into K-edge Electromagnetic-radiation (JOKE). A spokesperson for JOKE commented, “we thought it would be a really cool thing to do… frankly I still don’t know how we got funding for this!”
Further aims of the lab will be to detect smell using x-rays and a collaboration with the Special Assembled Team for IrRational Experiments (SATIRE) to discover if x-rays can detect sarcasm.
More to follow.
This was written in the spirit of 1st April. For real work being done with X-rays, visit: https://johnstonlab.wordpress.com/